Friday evening. A productive period spent watching porn and listening to blur. Recent events have led me to believe that hair is unnecessary, but I will continue to tolerate it nonetheless. Also spent some time dwelling on the logistics of cartilege-based lubricants. VERY arousing.
This blog has been created to lubricate my creative talents in the art of linguistic blur.
I envisage a running discussion on several vital fronts that I feel very passionately about: the effects of the intercontinental time lag on food-fights; the ideal height of curbs; tips for perfecting the art of knee-sucking; the ideal volume of stool samples; and of course how to get around the eternal problem of the handicapped.
Let the games begin!
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